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I can’t wait for Easter! pic.twitter.com/GnFKzg4GHq
— thomAss (@thomasdelrey) April 13, 2017
Frat guys are going to absolutely kiiillll it this weekend. They dress like it’s Easter everyday and this is their time to shine
— Taylor laidlaw (@TaylorOLaidlaw) April 14, 2017
Mom: you’re 17 years old! You don’t need an Easter basket
Me: welcome to your tape pic.twitter.com/joVNPN0alR
— 13 Reasons Why (@13ReasonsFans) April 15, 2017
Can my bank account get resurrected on Easter Sunday as well please ??
— TN (@Neighbss) April 15, 2017
church on a regular sunday vs church on easter pic.twitter.com/EDP7EljMZk
— angelo (@crying4hoes) March 27, 2016
overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church
mom: we’re going 3am mass its part of our penance
son: i didnt fucking kill jesus— ellie (@oyasumeme) April 15, 2017
Satan when Jesus rose from the dead: pic.twitter.com/qTlCUoOrSv
— Hannah (@vivacioushannah) April 16, 2017
religious leaders: we did it. we killed jesus. it’s over. it’s cancelled.
jesus: pic.twitter.com/nIJZc3jp7M— judgmental gay (@jdgmntlgay) April 16, 2017
When Jesus rose on the 3rd day pic.twitter.com/le95QtETBk
— Tony. (@SoLyrical) April 15, 2017
When the Romans saw Jesus tomb was empty pic.twitter.com/rPOPsw8Y38
— LightskinNextDoor (@IAmDG21_) April 16, 2017
Happy easter pic.twitter.com/e59tT32tdh
— Charlie Hassell (@Chassell96) April 16, 2017
Pontius Pilate when the guards told him Jesus rose from the dead: pic.twitter.com/6GMlZy7s7w
— bri (@Xhakaed) April 16, 2017
Listen, ma’am, I’m sorry I decked your four year old but it’s called an Easter Egg HUNT for a reason
— Samson (@captaineagen) April 16, 2017
*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 15, 2017
@jonnysun *jesus comes out of cave*
jesus: IT’S BEEN— Xythar (@Xythar) April 15, 2017
roses are red
britain has brexit
jesus christ is pic.twitter.com/Lnt1tXVmkG— rose (@lleuadau) April 15, 2017
When Saturday night turns to Easter pic.twitter.com/JS29TYKMm3
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) April 16, 2017
My parents: aren’t you getting a bit old for an Easter egg hunt?
Me: pic.twitter.com/61mZsMihp5
— RACHEL (@rachelroseeeee) April 15, 2017
